Saturday 2 August 2014

Spamming My Favourite Celebs Will DEFINITELY Make Them Love Me!!!

If you've ever been on a celebrity twitter account, you'll probably have noticed that some people can be a little... over-zealous. It's common among fans of One Direction to spam them with twenty or so requests for follow backs because it would 'make them happy forever' etc etc.
However, what some people don't seem to realize is that you're a needle in a haystack. Most of the time, they won't even see your tweet, and sometimes, if you spam them THAT much, they'll block you. For instance;
This was copied and pasted from Twitter. I only took the username out for anonymity.

@Harry_Styles
Hi Toronto. I'm very much looking forward to seeing you.
RETWEETS
66,659
FAVORITES
116,401
REPLIES
@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx1

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx2

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx3

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx4

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx5

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx6

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx7

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx8

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx9

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx10

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx11

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx12

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx13

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx14

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx15

@Harry_Styles hey baby, I've been supporting u since the beginning and i hope that one i can be part of those lucky people you follow. xx16

There was a series of other tweets reading exactly the same.
If anyone did that to me, I'd tell them to piss off, but they simply can't purely because of the sheer amount of spamming their fans do. Not only this, but the language.
Hey, baby!
YOU. AREN'T. DATING. HARRY. STYLES.
Someone said to me yesterday someone said "It never ceases to amaze me the amount of sexually frustrated thirteen year olds who fantasize about having sex with the members of 5SOS and One Direction." and that perfectly encapsulates the entire situation.

ANOTHER SITUATION- haters. Before I begin, a pose a philosophical question.
No, but seriously. NEWSFLASH CHILDREN, your idols couldn't give less of a fuck about people hating on them, there's no need to protect them.
E.g. if someone posts a statement such as "Young Kellin Quinn looks like an emo Harry Styles." (Harry Styles wishes, Kellin Quinn is the lead singer of Sleeping With Sirens, his voice is kind of annoying in my opinion, but there is no denying he's one beautiful motherfucker) there is no need for you to start up a fight.
^Kellin Quinn^

For instance, after I made a tweet that simply read "Jesus, I don't know why you'd like One Direction when there are bands like Pantera, that offer ACTUAL talent.". Harsh, perhaps, but nevertheless I got about twelve responses that all went along the lines of
"Ur jus jelus cuz 1D hav soooo much talent."
"STFU EMO!"
"Who dafuq is panterra r they like the vamps"
"Haterz gonna hate!"
"Ignor her @onedirection, dont let her hurt ur feelins"

Calm down!
Another thing is the trending topics. Now, I often look at the trending topics because I'm extremely interested in politics (yes, a 15 year old who likes Pantera and politics, they do exist) but there is nothing worthwhile- it's all #LOUISTOMLINSONAPPRECIATIONDAY and #WELOVEYOUZAYN and all that shit.

THINGS ONE DIRECTIONS FANS MUST LEARN

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND ONE DIRECTION AND THE MANUFACTURED EVENTS IN THEIR UNDESERVEDLY DECADENT LIVES. 

ANYONE WHO RESPECTS MUSIC HAS PRETTY MUCH EARNED THE RIGHT TO TREAT YOU ALL LIKE SHIT, SINCE THE COMMENTS MADE TOWARDS MITCH AND KENADEE LUCKER.

If you aren't aware, frontman of the deathcore band Suicide Silence Mitch Lucker passed away a while back and was met with comments from Directioners such as 'thank God he's dead, what an emo fag.' promptly followed by insults towards his daughter Kenadee such as 'If Kenadee Lucker misses her dad so much why doesn't she just kill herself too and stop whining.'

Oh yeah, Kenadee Lucker was five.
Five years old.
Five.

My closing statement?

One Direction should really go fuck themselves for all the good they spread across our already quite talent-free society.

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