Listen up BOTDF Haterz!!! (You're All Completely Correct)

Today I'll be explaining just why BOTDF suck so much it's shocking.

REASON 1) Shitty lyrics.

You're attractive, little witch, you're beautiful. (Beautiful)
Your wickedness, little witch, it broke my heart. (I Broke your heart)
Enchanting words, little witch, you've cast a spell. (I Cast my spell)
Masked destroyer, little witch, my beautiful apocalypse.

You got me bewitched, 'cause I'm under your spell, Ohhh.
You must be a witch, 'cause I am living in Hell, Ohhh.
Now is the time, now is the hour.
I am the magic, I am the power, oh.
All I need is one star in the sky, wish for you every night.

I tricked you to fall in love, little boy.
I played with you 'til I was done, like a toy. (Like a toy)
Hard in love as I destroy the end of you. (The end of me)
So easily fooled, little boy, to think it's true. (I'm in love with you)

You got me bewitched, 'cause I'm under your spell, Ohhh.
You must be a witch, 'cause I am living in Hell, Ohhh.
Now is the time, now is the hour.
I am the magic, I am the power, Oh.
All I need is one star in the sky, wish for you every night.

Now is the time, now is the hour.
To take back my heart, to take back my power.
This is the moment to break your spell.
I see right through you,
Now burn in Hell.
(You're gone)

Now is the time, now is the hour.
To take back my heart, to take back my power.
This is the moment to break your spell.
I see right through you,
Now burn in Hell.
(So long)

Now is the time, now is the hour.
To take back my heart, to take back my power.
This is the moment to break your spell.
I see right through you...
(Burn in Hell, witch!)

You got me bewitched, 'cause I'm under your spell, Ohhh.
You must be a witch, 'cause I am living in Hell, Ohhh.
Now is the time, now is the hour.
I am the magic, I am the power, Ohhh.
All I need is one star in the sky, wish for you every night.

I need not explain.

REASON 2) Lyrics that are FARRRRRRRRR too sexual. You know what? To talk about sex is fine. It's absolutely fine.*
*When the average age of your fanbase isn't NINE. I'm not even joking.

New messege from B.O.T.D.F.

Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me
Sext, sext, sext, me

Less than three is just a tease
Send those nudes, make me drool
Hit me up - make me cum
Wanna sext? I'll show you some

Sticky drama all the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You've seen what my thumbs can do
Time to use my tongue on you

Show me what you got on my LCD
Let's get down to it
So you can get down on me
Cybering is so 1999
You've got to be textually active
If you wanna be mine

'Cause...

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
One stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

I know you want some more!

When I text it's sex! sex! sex!
You start to undress! Dress!
Poppin' out your chest,
In your friends' request.
Now I'm rocking on your top
And you know I just can't stop stop
Make you drop
Feel you up till I hit the spot
'Cause I can't take TAKE TAKE
ALL THIS WAIT! WAIT!
I'm so impatient
You got me wait'n
Cut this shit!
Show your tits!
Flip it out on my sidekick
Like quagmire on family guy
Giggity! Giggity! All the time

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
One stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

There I go!
Sexting all my mother fucking favorite hoes
Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up
We can make you look like hobos
She's texting if she should swallow
Hellz ya! Go for more
Parents banging down the door

Oh no - caught with my pants down
Now I gotta leave this town
I ain't never looking back
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up
This is how we live it up
I just don't give a fuck
And if I ever gave a fuck
I would be straight out of luck

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna fucking rock your body

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ahh
I wanna aah ahh

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

I know you want some more!

Sexting, sexting, sexting

REASON 3) Overtly sexual lyrics towards your nine year old fanbase. How could you make that worse?
Oh right, when one of your members has been repeatedly accused of pedophilia.
Yes, that's right. Blood on the Dance Floor's Dahvie Vanity (whose real name is actually Jesus, which is a fucking hilarious coincidence) is apparently a child rapist. Although the young girl who originally started the rumour admitted she lied, in light of it, other anonymous sources came forth. It was claimed in court that it never happened, but, still. Any rational person would try and steer away from the topic of sex altogether. However, it seems BOTDF are fucking insane, so whatever.

REASON 4)

REASON 5) Tweets like these from the OFFICIAL Blood on the Dance Floor account.

Comment with more of your reasons.
I'm not even gonna start about the fanbase, I'll leave that for another rant.